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[fritte]

Within white culture, your choice of transportation method says a lot about you. For example a Prius says you care about the Earth, a bicycle shows you REALLY care about the earth, and a bus shows that you are probably not white. But these three options are not the only viable ways for a white person to get around, they have literally dozens of choices including Volvos, old Mercedes that run on vegetable oil, Subaru Outbacks, and Vespa Scooters.

As it stands, every single white person on earth either owns, has owned, or is dreaming about owning a Vespa Scooter. And why not? They are Italian, feature vintage design, low emissions, make the rider look more sophisticated, and they carry a little bit of risk. In fact, were it to have a liberal arts degree and a steady income, a Vespa scooter would possesses every important quality that a white person looks for in a spouse.

In addition to these superficial qualities, there are some very practical benefits to white people. Namely, scooters are perfect for gentrifying neighborhoods which are often short on parking and heavy on people who are impressed by Vespas.

If you are in search of a fun game, a white person who has recently purchased a Vespa can be a source of tremendous entertainment. Step One, get them talking about their Vespa (easy). Step Two, start asking them why they didn’t save money by getting a Honda or Suzuki that gets the same mileage. Step Three, see how many of the following justifications a white person will use during the ensuing rant: environment, parking, urban lifestyles, union labor, writers, fuel efficiency, Roman Holiday, study abroad, and being into Vespas before other people.

Finally, the Vespa has produced one of the great paradoxes in white culture. Vintage Vespas are infinitely cooler than newer ones, but the vintage models produce more pollution than most automobiles. If you know a white person going through this dilemma, just say something like “the amount of energy and carbon used to produce a new scooter will probably cancel out the emissions from your vintage one.”

Problem solved forever.

Hittade detta på:
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2009/06 ... -scooters/
Tycker det verkar något främmande, vad tycker ni?

[Woodstock]

Jag kör främst scooter för att det är praktiskt, plåtscooter för att det är vackert och ett "anti-macho-fordon". Brukar le åt fenomenet män som måste köra jättefordon, träna på gym och sola solarium för att känna sig manliga - det är komiskt, men ack så vanligt.

Mvh

/ Fredrik

[skrevspark]

Någon mer än jag som kände att artikeln var hyfsat fördomsfull? Bara rubriken "Stuff white people like"...

[Zikes]

Killen som skriver bloggen skrev också en bok om det hela. Hyfsat känd ändå och man ska som sagt ta det med en nypa salt. Det är meningen att det ska vara kul och det blir det då han överdriver och generaliserar den vanlige vite mannen. Inte så många som gjort det tidigare, som jag känner till så där på rak arm.